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Hello.
Rendell Locke is dead.
What?
What happened?
You know what happened.
I know what I need to do.
- Let's play a game. - Bode, no.
We can play "I Saw a Monster,"
"Whack-A-Bode" or "Serious Question"?
- No Whack-A-Bode in the car. - Okay.
Serious Questions, then.
Serious Question:
If you had to lose one sense, what would it be?
Right now, my sense of hearing.
It's a serious question, Kinsey.
- Pass. - Boring. Tyler?
Tyler?
- Tyler! - One more time
and G.I. Joe loses a leg.
I think that's the first thing you've said since Ohio.
I said something in Ohio?
Yeah. You said, "Oh look, we're in Ohio."
Oh. I was right.
Now I have a serious question.
What would you be doing right now
if we were still in Seattle?
I'd either be playing Fortnite with Stuart and Wyatt
or I'd be playing Fortnite with Stuart and Chase.
What would you be doing, Ty?
I would be on a French Club ski trip with Sarah Johnson.
You took Spanish.
Why isn't anyone playing for real?
Definitely wouldn't wanna lose my sense of smell.
Smell is tied to memory.
When your father and I would sell a house,
we'd grind up a lemon in the garbage disposal.
Covers the smell of the paint.
No one likes the smell of paint.
But everyone...
everyone has a good memory of a lemon.
Hey, check it out. We're here.
Whoa...
Okay, let's stop, huh? Check out the town.
Yeah.
Hey, who wants ice cream?
Me!
You're kidding, right?
Come on, Rufus!
Must've just missed the rush.
Only pregnant women and masochists crave ice cream in this weather.
We're one of two.
I like your bracelet.
Thanks.
It's on the house, Mrs. Locke.
Mm!
Newcomers discount.
That's very kind of you.
We don't need charity.
It's hospitality.
Welcome to Matheson.
How does he know who we are?
Oh, cool!
Whoa!
Are we rich?
I don't know if I'd say rich,
so much as very lucky kids.
Yeah, I feel so lucky.
It's bigger than the pictures.
It's also a little more Norman Bates.
How come dad never brought us here?
He'd say it was a depressing shithole that wasn't fit for derelicts.
Paraphrasing.
Hey!
- Welcome to Key House! - Uncle Duncan! Uncle Duncan!
We have a house with a name!
Well, puns are a Locke family tradition.
How was Boston?
It was good. I wanted to get you guys something
to mark the occasion
of coming to your ancestral home for the first time.
Wanted to get you something like a plant but then I was running late,
I didn't want to miss the movers, so...
that's for you.
That's for you.
Okay...
Who wants to see inside?
Me!
Okay, let's go!
- Yeah! - Whoa!
- Holy sh... - Jesus.
Well, you saw that your other car got here.
The movers unloaded the rest of your boxes so...
all you have to do is unpack.
Oh, my god, these floors are original.
Oh, it's all original.
Quick tour. This is the drawing room.
Ooh. Drawing room.
That's good for you, Kinsey.
She likes to draw just like you, Uncle Duncan.
A drawing room is where people
would go drink and smoke cigars after dinner, snot-gobbler.
Well then why don't they call it that?
And this...
well, this is the Winter Study.
Our ancestors amassed a pretty big library.
Historical stuff.
Revolutionary War.
Books on Matheson.
- Weaponry. - Wow.
Can't wait to dive in.
Okay...
Washer, dryer...
basement is down the steps, on your left.
It's chilly in here,
has the insulation ever been replaced?
Well, replaced would imply that it was ever added.
This place is huge! It just keeps going!
And this is the Great Room. It's multi-functional.
Living room,
- creepy portrait gallery. - Who are these guys?
Well, this... is Devon Locke.
He still holds the high score in the Galaga machine at Stan's Pizza.
And this is Snooki,
Lemonjello, Buzz Lightyear, Snooki the Second,
Phoebe, Chandler
and Monica, but...
the most famous relative,
no one's ever seen.
The Locke-ness Monster
- That's not even spelled the same. - Concluding our tour
in the kitchen.
Excellent.
Okay, guys. Unpack, explore.
Let's do this thing.
Tyler. Want to pick rooms?
You pick for me.
Hmm...
I sense a theme.
I'm applying to Parsons
- for their summer program. - Hmm.
I have to submit one sketch of a bicycle.
Famously hard to draw.
Exactly.
They all look warped.
Warped isn't a bad thing.
Just ask Picasso.
Yeah...
You wouldn't do that if Dad were still here.
If Dad were still here, we'd be in Seattle, dum-dum.
Serious question, Tyler.
Are you okay?
I mean, I know none of us are okay, but...
you seem really far away.
I know you and Dad were fighting a lot right before.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Frickin' liar.
I can't believe that guy already knew who we were.
Get used to it.
Tomorrow at school it's gonna be even worse.
You wanna know something real stupid?
When I saw this place, the first thing I wanted to do
was text a picture to Dad.
He'd really like this.
You know what?
I think we should.
Come on.
Check my work, boss?
Hmm...
Exquisite job.
I'd say you're ready to move upstairs.
- Is that an invitation? - To paint.
- Do I have to go? - Yes.
Is it so bad that in our busy lives
I want to spend the afternoon working in the same room as my wife?
One coat in the bedroom, two in the bath.
Yes, boss.
I love you.
Love you, too.
I'm twerp-hunting, have you seen him?
We're playing Whack-A-Bode.
Uh... No.
I don't know where Bode is.
Try the basement.
Tyler forgot his key. Again.
- Oh, come on. Give him a break. - Mm-hmm.
Oh. Hi. You're...
Sam. Sam Lesser.
- I know Ty. - Right. He's at hockey practice.
Actually I came to see Mr. Locke.
- Sam. - Come in.
- Everything all right? - Must be freezing.
I just need to talk.
Well, uh...
Why don't you come by my office
at school first thing Monday?
It really can't wait.
We can talk Monday, Sam.
No, no, we can't.
Tell me everything I need to know.
Sam. I need you to put that down.
- I don't think so. - Well, I'm not talking to you
when you're holding a gun.
You sure? You might wanna reconsider.
Tell me what I need to know about Key House!
Whatever you think you understand about that place...
you don't.
Dad! No!
Dad!
It's locked!
No, no, no, no!
Open the door, please! Mom!
No!
Hello?
Hello!
Are you my echo?
Yes.
I am...
Bode.
Um... Hey, Dunc,
weren't you in charge of taking care of this place?
Well, I've been very busy.
- Teaching drunk ladies to paint? - Exactly.
It's time-consuming. And exhausting.
Well, have there been any updates to the plumbing?
- Electrical? Heating? - Hmm...
Roof?
I've been very consistent in my neglect.
Okay, so, both you and Rendell
have avoided this place like the plague.
It wasn't a happy place.
Well, if you both hated it so much, why didn't you just sell it?
I wanted to, believe me, but Rendell wouldn't let me.
But once you fix it up,
we can sell Key House for jillions and you can move anywhere.
No, that's not the plan.
I mean, I need a project.
My kids need a home.
Does it have to be this project?
This home?
Listen, Bode's freaking out.
He says there's a girl in the well house.
Hey, sweetheart, let me check it out.
Okay, the door's locked, do you have the key?
I haven't seen it in years.
No reason to go in, the well's contaminated with sea water.
There's no one in here.
I heard a voice, I swear!
- Maybe you heard an echo. - Yeah, that's what she said!
She said she was my echo!
Oh.
Okay, listen, now, bud.
That's not a safe place to play. The roof is old
and it might collapse at any minute.
It's full of bats and tetanus.
If you go near it again, I'll beat your ass.
I know what I heard.
I'm not lying!
There is a girl in there!
It's been a long day,
we're all tired.
Come on, now. Let's call it a night.
Come on.
♪ Hey, go, you the best ♪
♪ Let 'em know we gon' ride ♪
Take those off for breakfast, please.
♪ Ride for me, yeah ♪
Is this an eggshell or a fingernail?
Ew.
Sorry.
Eggshell.
Want a, um...
frozen waffle?
They gave me a swipe card for the dining hall, so...
Okay.
Hey, like the new look.
Yeah, it's very "saving it for Jesus."
Forget your eye drops in Seattle?
Guys,
same team. Omelets?
It's eggshell free.
I'm not hungry.
Oh, god.
That's disgusting.
You're so lucky it's a week before your school starts.
Someone has to map out the house.
How are we in boarding school and aren't even boarding?
They also have day students.
Listen, guys. Hey,
going to a new school, starting in the middle of the year,
sure, it might suck, but,
also it might not.
- Stellar pep talk, Mom. - Yeah, wait, let me write that down.
What did I forget? Permission slips?
Ty, you have that hockey thingamabob.
- Medical consent. - Already turned it in.
I forged your signature.
And I sent an email
from your account to the Assistant Head so we can catch up on
whatever we've missed.
Great. Okay.
Okay, next time,
I got it, just ask me, okay?
Good morning, guys!
Gonna head back to work in Boston.
Never fear, Uncle Dunc'll be back tomorrow.
Later.
Bye, Uncle Duncan!
I really know how to clear a room.
I believe these belong to you now.
- Keys to the proverbial kingdom. - Thanks.
One night we'll all grab dinner in the city.
You, me, Bryan.
Sounds like you're already planning an escape.
Good luck.
Sayonara, Key House.
Were you just flipping off the house?
Uh... No, I was saying goodbye.
There's more than one meaning to the middle finger.
Like aloha?
Yeah.
Yeah, like aloha.
Aloha!
See you, bud!
Bye!
Here we go.
See you at lunch?
I've got hockey tryouts.
So, Angelica's coming to Javi's party, Emma,
other Emma, Logan,
- Peter. - You should invite the Locke girl.
I know, but come on, she's probably a real killjoy.
Can't exactly blame her.
It's really not that big of a deal.
I mean, my aunt died last year
and I didn't get any special treatment.
Okay, but your aunt didn't die like that.
And your point is?
Ah, yes!
Hey, how's it going?
You mind if I sit, Rocky Road?
- Excuse me? - Rocky Road!
It's a "Nom De Guerre."
You know, it's both the ice cream you ordered yesterday and...
well, your life?
Rocky road.
I ordered mint chip.
But imagine if you didn't.
Look, if this is your spot,
- I'll move. - No, no, no, no, no!
I've been looking for you, like, everywhere.
That came out wrong.
What I meant to say was, when I saw you yesterday, I thought,
"Man, now that girl's weird."
Hmm?
No, look, I thought,
"Now here's a girl who is clearly
trying to play down how cool she is,
just sitting under the stairs eating her bologna."
Okay, first of all, it's pronounced baloney.
Second, this is fologna, I'm vegetarian.
And third? I like my fologna just fine, thanks.
Mm... Fologna doesn't even like itself.
It's a self loathing substitute lunch meat
for a self loathing lunch meat.
It tastes like boredom.
And you, Kinsey Locke,
are not boring.
Scot Cavendish.
So,
me and my droogs
are having a thing later.
You should come.
You have friends?
More than one, in fact.
Call ourselves the Savini Squad.
You said your last name was Cavendish.
Well, I did, and it is.
But it'd be pretty lame to name a squad after myself,
wouldn't it? No, Savini.
Tom Savini.
You know, the Godfather of Gore?
The man who put the word artist in special effects
and make-up artist?
Dawn of the Dead?
Creepshow? Friday the 13th?
Are those movies or something?
Wait, are you messing with me?
Come play with us, Rocky Road.
Thanks, but no.
So, what, you're just gonna sit under the stairs all year round?
Mm-hmm. I have 118 fologna sandwiches until the end of the year.
- Mm. - I'll be here every day counting down.
Well, that sounds bloody awful.
So, how about I ping you the address
and when you're ready for a dollop of sriracha, we'll be here.
Dad!
No!
Dad!
You got skills, dude.
Seriously.
I'm Javi. That's Brinker.
Tyler Locke.
We could totally use you.
What's your position?
I played center in my old school in Seattle.
You don't have to play center to get laid here.
Girls love trauma.
Wait, what?
Dude, you've been through real shit.
You know how dope that is to someone who nothing's happened to?
Trust me. Grass ain't greener.
Look, we're having a party tonight.
- Javi, Brinker! Let's move! - You should come, dude.
Bode! Hey, Bode.
I'm going to the hardware store for some things, wanna come?
No, not really.
Well, text me on the iPad if you need something.
Okay.
Aloha.
Oh, yeah.
Hear that, sir?
At ease, it's probably just nothing.
Hello!
Anybody?
I know that someone's down there!
Echo?
I'm here, Bode.
Who are you?
I'm an echo.
Your echo.
You woke me up.
Why are you down there?
Echoes can come to life in this place.
No way.
Have you found any keys yet?
What keys?
Your house is filled with amazing keys.
There's a key that can let you
step outside your body and be a ghost.
Whoa...
And another that can change the way you look.
The best is the key that can take you anywhere in the world
you wanna go if you know how to use it.
Whoa.
It's made of gold and has six interlinked circles.
Where can I find them?
You listen for them.
They whisper, Bode.
Have you heard any whispering in Key House?
Yes...
They'll only call to people who are very special.
Like you,
- Bode. - Bode!
Gotta go.
Better not tell anyone about visiting your echo
in the well house.
They might worry.
Okay.
Oh, my gosh, Kins, the most amazing thing just happened to me.
I'll hear about it later. This place is freezing.
All I wanna do right now is stand in a hot shower
until my skin falls off.
I wanna get some ice cream.
Ice...
cream...
parlor.
There's no way.
You're Kinsey's brother, right?
- Your sister here? - Am I here?
Is this a trick question?
Um...
I'll have a scoop of vanilla
on a sugar cone, please.
You got it.
- Vanilla on a sugar cone. - Thank you.
I am here.
That'll be three bucks.
Hang on.
What are you still doing in here?
Before you get mad, let me explain.
You broke my bracelet.
No, I found this inside.
Dad gave this to me.
I promised I'd take care of it, he trusted me with it.
But it's a hidden magical key,
it can take you anywhere!
Enough of these stupid games, Bode!
If I'm lying then where did I get this?
The freezer.
It's not pretend.
Promise!
Take me to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Eiffel Tower.
What?
Why didn't it work?
Because you're delusional.
- Hey! - Get outta my room!
Mom,
Bode broke my bracelet!
Can you tell him to stay the hell out of my room?
Yeah, sure.
I'm sorry.
What's that?
I found a box of your father's things in the attic.
Look at this.
It's a picture of him
and, I think, his high school friends?
Wow. Look at Dad.
Where's Tyler?
Hanging with his hockey bros.
I'm glad he's making friends.
Looks like you both are.
Why are we even here?
Away from everything and everyone we know?
Dad never even wanted us to come here.
We needed a fresh start
and we were never gonna get it back there.
Okay, you know what? It's no different here.
People still stare whenever they see us.
But it's gonna get better, I promise.
Okay.
What?
Dad never did bullshit platitudes.
Hmm.
I'm coming back!
Did you find any keys?
I found that anywhere key you told me about.
But it only worked for me, not Kinsey.
She couldn't go to the Eiffel Tower.
Have you ever seen a door
- at the Eiffel Tower? - No.
To travel through a door,
you have to have seen it.
Makes sense, I suppose.
You know a lot of stuff about me,
but I don't know anything about you.
Well, we're friends, Bode.
So I can tell you anything you wanna know.
How do you live down there?
I already told you.
Magic.
Don't you get hungry?
Yes, I can get hungry.
I get so hungry sometimes.
Well, I could bring you some Doritos.
Doritos are important in my world.
I would like that a lot.
I found another key.
It has two faces and a mirror on it.
What does it do?
If you could have one wish in the entire world, Bode,
what would it be?
I wish I could talk to my dad again.
- He died. - Oh.
I'm so sorry.
But you're in luck.
That key you found?
The one with the mirror?
It'll let you see people who have died.
That's impossible.
Death is not as final as you think.
Your whole family can see your dad again.
Show it to your mom.
Thanks, Echo.
Something wrong with your phone?
Eight Ball app.
Ah.
So, what did you ask it?
Will anything interesting ever happen at one of these parties?
And?
Mm... Not likely.
So you're saying I might as well call it a night.
I'm saying don't get your hopes up.
Javi is serving cheap vodka and Cheez Whiz,
I left hope at the door.
Shots?
I think I'm gonna peace out.
I turn into a pumpkin at 11 on school nights.
Well, suit yourself. It just means that there's more for us.
Tyler.
I just wanted to say that after everything
that your family has been through,
all of us,
everyone at school is here for you.
I'm here for you.
You can't forget that it's all your fault...
that he's dead.
No! No, no, no.
I thought that you wanted to.
I do. Um...
It's just not the right time.
I'm sorry.
Uh...
Sorry. I should go.
♪ They the bad guys ♪ ♪ You don't wanna fucks with 'em ♪
Welcome, welcome,
welcome.
So...
Kinsey Locke, meet Zadie Wells and Doug Brazzar.
- So, this is the squad. - Yeah.
One less and it'd be the Savini Couple.
The Savini Dyad has a nice ring to it.
Yeah, but, with you,
that makes four, which is perfect for group cosplay, right?
- We were fine before. - Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but four's so much better, you know, Wizard of Oz,
- Ninja Turtles. - Golden Girls.
And you're just in time.
Day of the Dead is still Savini's finest decapitation work.
No question. The guy's head that's still screaming
as it's being ripped off?
I mean, come on, it's a beautiful thing.
Yeah, and I've gotta say, I'm not particularly impressed
with our girl Nancy here, I mean,
on a final girl scale of zero to Jamie Lee,
she's getting a six and that's being generous.
Come on, she blows the guy's head off in the end.
Yeah, but only after hiding behind a tree
while he murdered all here bloody mates.
Final girls don't hide. They just don't.
Kinsey.
I just want to talk.
Kinsey.
Come on.
Last chance, Kinsey.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Rocky Road! Whoa, Kinsey.
- Kinsey, you okay? - Just leave me alone!
What's up?
You know not all final girls make it to the end
by fighting the monster.
Some of them hide.
They stay quiet when their family needs them.
They're not waiting for their moment.
They don't even know if another moment's coming.
They just close their eyes and wait for it to be over.
Truth is...
some final girls are cowards.
This is a terrible miscalculation on my part,
I mean, utter idiocy.
Look, just come back inside,
- and we'll watch something else. - Anything you want! Kinsey!
Just let it go, Scot!
Can you get in the car before we have to cut off
your frostbitten toes?
I want to see my dad.
Please.
Bode!
Mom! Come here!
What's wrong?
Look.
Weird.
What is this? Some kind of optical illusion?
Mom, I don't think that's such a good idea.
Mom.
Mom!
Bode?
Bode!
- Mom? - Bode!
Bode, help me!
- Bode, help me! - I'm gonna go find help!
Echo?
Echo, we need your help!
I'm here, Bode.
My mom's in trouble.
I used the key, and then she went through my mirror
and now I don't know how to get her out!
Can you help me?
Echo!
I'll help you, Bode.
But if we're gonna save your mom,
I need you to give me the Anywhere Key.
Where did she go?
That key opens the door to the prison of the self.
It's a fine place to trap your enemies.
I thought you said that key lets you see people who have died!
Yup. And that part is true.
Many people have died in there because it's very hard to get out.
See you around, kiddo.
- Guys, help, it's Mom! - What's the matter?
She went through my mirror!
- What do you mean? - I'll show you! Come on!
What the hell?
That can't be real.
Mom?
Tyler?
- I have to go in. - No!
Here.
Use this to get back when you find her, okay?
All right.
Be careful.
Mom.
- Tyler! - Mom!
Tyler!
- Mom! - Tyler!
Mom!
Tyler!
- Mom! - Tyler!
Tyler!
- Tyler! - Mom, close your eyes,
just follow my voice!
- Can you hear me? - I can hear you.
Mom!
Over here! Close your eyes!
You sound closer!
- I can hear you! - Keep going!
Pull us out!
Whoa!
Are you all right?
- What the hell just happened? - I told you,
these keys are for real business.
This is... what is this?
This house is full of magical keys.
Mom?
Are you okay?
Fine. Fine!
Did you have fun at your party?
The mirror?
It's nice, right?
Uh... It could use some polishing.
Mom!
You went through the mirror in there! And then you got lost inside!
He's not lying.
You were just in there.
What are we talking about?
The mirror.
Oh, right.
We can get you one for your room, too.
I'll add it to the list.
What is this place?
Lesser?
You got a visitor.
Hi, Sam.
I told you I'd come see you.
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